THE CRAZY LEAF SIGNATURE – 3oz. AAA+ High Quality VIP DEAL
Welcome to the pinnacle of premium cannabis deals—our biggest and boldest offer yet. For just $140, you’ll secure 3 ounces of unparalleled AAA+ high quality, featuring over 30% THC, breathtaking crystal-dusted buds, and potency that hits faster and stronger than ever.
Choose 3 strains from our elite lineup:✨ Obama – Smooth and presidential.✨ Ghost Train Haze – A cerebral powerhouse.✨ Gorilla Glue – Knock-out strength.✨ Platinum Kush – Pure luxury in every puff.✨ One Punch – Heavy-hitting satisfaction.✨ Blue Fin Tuna – Oceanic bliss with depth.
This VIP deal is exclusive to The Red Eyes. You won’t find this anywhere else. Experience cannabis the way it was meant to be—premium, potent, and perfect.
Limited quantities available—secure yours now!
 
STRAIN DESCRIPTIONS WITH DETAILS
 
1. Obama
Genetics: Indica-dominant hybrid (Afghani x OG Kush)
Type: 70% Indica / 30% Sativa
Flavor: Earthy, floral, with hints of berry and spice
Effects: Relaxed, euphoric, and balanced; ideal for stress relief and unwinding
THC Content: 26–30%
CBD Content: <1%
 
 
2. Ghost Train Haze
Genetics: Sativa-dominant hybrid (Ghost OG x Neville’s Wreck)
Type: 80% Sativa / 20% Indica
Flavor: Sweet citrus with notes of pine and spice
Effects: Energetic, cerebral, creative; great for daytime use and focus
THC Content: 27–31%
CBD Content: 1%
 
 
3. Gorilla Glue
Genetics: Balanced hybrid (Chem’s Sister x Chocolate Diesel x Sour Dubb)
Type: 50% Indica / 50% Sativa
Flavor: Earthy, piney, with chocolate and diesel undertones
Effects: Heavy relaxation, euphoric, couch-lock; perfect for pain relief and deep calm
THC Content: 28–32%
CBD Content: <1%
 
 
4. Platinum Kush
Genetics: Indica-dominant (Afghani x Master Kush)
Type: 90% Indica / 10% Sativa
Flavor: Sweet fruity notes with earthy, spicy undertones
Effects: Sedative, blissful, and stress-relieving; great for nighttime use
THC Content: 25–30%
CBD Content: 1–2%
 
 
5. One Punch
Genetics: Hybrid (Godberry x Purple Punch)
Type: 50% Indica / 50% Sativa
Flavor: Tropical fruit with peppery and herbal notes
Effects: Euphoric head rush, full-body relaxation; hits fast and hard
THC Content: 30–34%
CBD Content: <1%
 
 
6. Blue Fin Tuna
Genetics: Sativa-dominant (Tuna Kush x Blueberry)
Type: 75% Sativa / 25% Indica
Flavor: Oceanic with earthy pine and sweet berry tones
Effects: Deeply relaxing, sedative, and calming; great for sleep and stress relief
THC Content: 27–32%
CBD Content: <1%